A Sweet Girl Won't Be Fooled By The Villainess - [Vol. 6] Chapter 1
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[Vol. 6] Chapter 1: This Host is Timid
“Boss, bring another bowl of rice with Chacha bird eggs for me, with extra licorice worm powder, it’s delicious!”
“And also my Caelinlin multi-legged fish soup!”
“I’m so hungry, I want to have Pamisei clam vermicelli. My mouth has been a bit sore lately, can’t eat anything raw, need something soft!”
A small restaurant perched on a cliff is currently experiencing a peak in customer flow.
One by one, customers sit at the tables, their hunger urging them incessantly.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, a lovely girl prepares the ingredients with an expressionless face, her heart as cold as if she had been killing fish in a market for ten years, her black eyes staring at the Caelinlin multi-legged fish on the cutting board, raising her hand and wielding a knife.
The Caelinlin multi-legged fish struggles desperately before its death, causing the twenty or so feet growing on its belly to move, enough to make those with trypophobia faint.
However, after killing so many, Ifia has become accustomed to it.
With a few more chops, the Caelinlin multi-legged fish is dead, and then it’s just like dealing with a normal fish, scaling and gutting it before starting to stew the fish soup.
Soon, the delicious fish soup aroma wafts out, causing the customers to salivate.
Some customers are too hungry to wait, ready to eat some ‘appetizers’ before their meals, completely ignoring the banners on the restaurant walls that read “Don’t eat other customers”, “Waiting makes the food taste better”, “Eating customers results in fines”, etc., reaching out to grab the small, vulnerable creatures on the table next to them.
Straight into their mouths.
Chew, chew, chew.
The eaten customers immediately emit a piercing wail, while the cashier sits calmly with their eyes closed.
Not bothering to intervene at all.
In response to this, Ifia in the kitchen frowned, feeling utterly speechless, thinking that the hired waitstaff were utterly useless, and yet more customers were being eaten. These special creatures just wouldn’t listen, no matter what.
Ifia wished she could grab a frying spoon and go out there, knocking some sense into each of their heads. After all, they wouldn’t dare lay a hand on the cook.
However, there were still other “hungry” customers waiting, and to prevent them from gnawing on the restaurant’s walls and floor, she had no choice but to continue frying rice.
Chacha bird eggs weren’t particularly large, not even as big as Ifia’s palm. But the colorful eggshells looked like punk hair dye.
And when she cracked the shells open, the egg yolk that poured out was black… Heaven knows, on the first day Ifia opened the restaurant, she almost thought those eggs had gone bad.
[Wow, host, your cooking skills are really good. The number of customers in the restaurant is increasing day by day!]
Just as Ifia was silently frying rice, the system chimed in with a pleasing tone.
Hearing this, Ifia gritted her teeth fiercely, then with a loud clang, she threw the pan. She couldn’t continue frying this rice!
Dressed in a powder blue chef’s uniform, Ifia angrily put her hands on her hips, thinking about how this system dared to come out. if it had a physical form, she’d definitely kill it!
[System, if you don’t go away now, I’ll just jump off the cliff and be done with it!]
If the her from three months ago knew she would be teleported here after leaving Amelia, she definitely wouldn’t have agreed obediently!
For someone as lazy as her, who preferred sitting over standing, being a cook for a bunch of special creatures every day was too much of a grind.
You should know, even being Amelia’s secretary was something she wouldn’t want to do. Even though there was the allure of secret office romance dangling like a carrot, it wasn’t worth the exhaustion from work. Better to go home and lie flat…
Thinking of this, tears welled up in Ifia’s eyes. She didn’t know how to appreciate what she had before. Now she regretted it deeply.
However, regret came too late.
So, Ifia didn’t dare to mention sending her back to Amelia’s side at all, knowing she would definitely get a severe scolding. Thus, she simply suggested finding another place to “retire.”
But, that system, since she mentioned it once, it started going silent again.
This time, Ifia was prepared to strike hard.
Haha, the system didn’t want her to jump off the cliff with the babies in her belly, did it!
(#•_•)
Ifia raised her hand and gently stroked her slightly protruding belly. She was pregnant with demon children, which was different from a normal pregnancy. It didn’t show at all, looking as if she had just eaten too much.
According to the explanation given by the system, even if she gives birth in another two months, her belly won’t get bigger. It’s just that the birthing process will be quite bloody, with the demon spawn breaking out of her belly. It’s truly terrifying.
Luckily, the system assures that it has obtained some divine power from the main god, which can make Ifia faint on the day of childbirth, instantly repair the wounds, and completely numb the pain, so she can give birth without feeling a thing.
This somewhat reassures Ifia. Having the help of the main god is better than relying on the unreliable system alone, she’s sure she won’t die.
But even though she knows nothing will go wrong, just thinking about the bizarre way of childbirth still scares her!
[Host, calm down, getting angry will make you age]
[If you didn’t make me angry, I definitely wouldn’t age!]
[Well… there’s no other choice. Only here won’t be found by the villainess, but once you leave, you’ll definitely be discovered immediately. Host, you’ll be taken back, you know]
[……]
Clearly, the system also knows that its host is timid.
She absolutely doesn’t dare to return to the villainess.
[This place is in the chaotic region of the small world, gathering various special creatures. With the rule of only allowing entry and not allowing exit, it definitely won’t be discovered by the villainess. And host, you are the only human here. If you want to stay safe, you can only contribute some cooking skills.]
[Are you saying that you had planned out the special creature recipes from the previous missions?]
[No no no, it’s just a coincidence. Host, stay here a little longer. When everything is over and it’s time to leave, with me and the main god helping, you won’t be in any trouble!]
After that, hearing the system saying it would help take the blame, Ifia grimaced in frustration. Reluctantly, she continued to fry rice in the iron pot.
The plan to slack off failed, and she had to continue working. Since she arrived at this special place, with the help of the main god, even if the system couldn’t provide substantial help, the special creatures here couldn’t harm Ifia at all.
However, this protection wasn’t permanent. It had a time limit, similar to a newbie protection period. So, afterwards, Ifia could only use her cooking skills to establish a safe zone and open a restaurant.
She let these special creatures place orders, serving as the “protection fee” she paid. It was only after coming here that Ifia discovered that there were very few humanoid species among the special creatures, and many of them were bizarre shapes…
In any case, all the species here were ones she couldn’t have imagined!
Seeing Ifia reluctantly continue to work, the system seemed to feel sorry, so it proposed a compensation plan at this time.
However, Ifia felt like the system was up to something!
[Host, do you want to see the villainess? I can show it in real-time for you~]