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Get To Know Your Ex-Girlfriend Average 5 / 5 out of 1
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Web Novel
DESCRIPTION
Xin Lan used to be in the villain department, but then went to the face-slapping department and became a professional ex-girlfriend.
System: I have hundreds of methods here that can make ex-boyfriends regretful, which one do you want, the one that makes your ex-boyfriend regret it or the one that causes a cuckold to seduce a million people?
Xin Lan: Robbing him of his woman.
System: —–
Xin Lan: Not good? Then I will threaten him and oppress him ……
System: Let’s discuss how to steal his woman.
T/N:
Regret it ???? (hòuhu?mòjí): too late for regrets (idiom); It is useless to repent after the event.
Rikka
This novel is way too entertaining XD Ty for the hard work, translator! 😀
Seemanta
Thank you so much for the chapter! ??
Seemanta
Oooohhhh~ Dis gon be good!!! ????
goofanader
Thank you for the chapter!
Skipper Skilodracus
Ooooh Lordy, am I going to enjoy watching that Emperor get stomped into the ground. What a despicable inhuman bastard – he deserves to be on the end of Xin Lan’s hatred.
lolcanggang
its not very scary , don’t worry .
rainyreadingdays
Xin Lan: you dare insult my wife?? get f* ?
thanks for the translations!
Moonppies
I almost shit my pants just now.
I looooooved that bitchy ex getting beat
Moonppies
I almost shit my pants just now.
I looooooved that bitchy ex getting beat
Moonppies
hahahah i mean, it IS kinda cute
Tori
You mean missing an arm or a leg? Ye, IT IS indeed a cute trait, not when you knew the person personally.
Moonppies
Hahahaha that’s true. But I think is cute how Shen Shuiyan can do it and still have her arms and legs.
Moonppies
Damn, I would be the best student after this. Would even do my homework
Moonppies
Poor dude, Didn’ want him to die since he gave them the answer
Moonppies
Xiaochun killed the other girl? She looked so inofensive
Moonppies
It’s just so cute having Shen Shuiyan callin Xin Lan Little Tiger
Moonppies
Me everytime Shen Shuiyan holds Little Tiger’s hand to warm her:
https://media4.giphy.com/media/14urMYvFxIKEms/giphy.gif
I’m still confused about the whole episode thing. Are they in a simulation where this is just an alternative to revenge the original Xin Lan soul or are they in the real world but in a time where things hadn’t happen yet?
Honestly would love if this is the latter bc it would mean that those scumbags wouldn’t leave this place. Also, I would love to know if Xin Lan will meet the guys who raped and killed the original owner so they can also be fucked up in this place. Doesn’t seem fair that only ex-bf get to be punished and the ones who did worse can get away with it.
I’m loving this novel, thank you so much for the translation!
Moonppies
Geez how tense
Moonppies
Gooood i really hoped he wouldn’t go free of this
Moonppies
Daaamn i really excited for the next chapter.
Thank you for the translation!
Tori
Xu Deng go find someone, so there would be someone holding you hand too?
Tori
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Riduan
Umm… On one side, I’m kinda scared. On the other side, I’m excited
Seemanta
Thanks for the chapter! <3
Nyanko UwU
I though wei ba (??) meant tail?
Vivec
should be misandrist instead of misogynist for a man-hater
orinj
well, it’s understandable. even i sometimes want to dunk people who wake me up randomly for no reason. and that’s when I’m on the middle of sleeping soundly. who would want thaaaat!
orinj
step on me, Xin Laaaaan! aaaaaah!
orinj
ara, i’m enjoying this kekeke. it wasn’t scary at all (at least for me). i fear angst the most so a little jump scare wouldn’t be a problem. angst is scary. sad ending is scary. tragedy is scary. cus they’re all present in the reality and what I’m lookin for is an escapeeee!
orinj
I’d love to flap open my fan and laugh “oh-ho-ho-ho!” while reading this like, dang, how could there be such a dogshit leading an empire lmfao. sister lan will prolly give him hell on earth ufufufu.
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There is two portions of untranslated text
Aside from that interesting story, will be waiting new chapters
Estelulu
Why do the characters keep changing sex, sometimes every few lines. Is Zhou Ming Fang a short man or a girl?
Estelulu
So is Zero Nine a man or a woman? Is the author just prone to typos or is every character in this novel gender fluid?
Azrael
Hmm
Lethe
?First portion of the untranslated text (machine tl):
Although the beauty is good, it is with poison ah.
The Moon Palace has once again returned to its previous cold and quiet mode, but the three people in this palace also enjoy themselves.
Chun Yue has always been a meaningless, there to do needlework, Si Tong looks jumpy in fact still relatively stable, will hold their own before the trustee to buy the book to solve the boredom, Chun Yue occasionally read with her, the two will sometimes together to talk about the things in the palace.
Chun Yue used to follow the original master, is the Queen’s side of the big palace girl, see more also know more, the palace things also know a lot, do not say names, only to say interesting things. Si Tong just joined the palace not a year, is the new arrangement into the person, those old hidden stake is not convenient to transfer to Xin Lan this, she is still very clear about the life outside the palace, and Si Tong a mouth may say, what things from her mouth, it seems that the branches of the chirping birds and that the corner of the alley end of the small things, are very interesting, the two girls chatting was very opportune.
?Second portion of the untranslated text:
“I should have come to see my mother two days ago to see my sister, only that I was afraid that I would attract attention and never dared to come, and I also blame my concubine for being so insignificant and unpopular that I couldn’t do much to help.”
The woman blamed herself and smoothly shouted out Niangniang, but immediately realized that it was wrong and changed her words, looking at Xin Lan’s eyes full of concern.
“Such a sister this is what you say, a few days ago there are people staring at me, you now come to the right, you are also in the palace is also cautious, how can because of trouble, you also do not call yourself a concubine, I am not now that high and mighty Queen Mother, if you do not mind, we can be called sisters.”
Xin Lan’s impression of Ru Zhao Yi is still very good, just because she is the one who still sends warmth to the original owner at this time.
In the original storyline about the original owner, Ru Zhao Yi also came to deliver food once, which made the original owner feel a lot better, at least after staying in this harem for so long, it wasn’t a complete failure.
“How can I dislike sister, sister’s favor, sister has always remembered, sister believes that thing will certainly not be sister did, just ??????”
Sophisticon
Bruuutal
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Finally a bad a*s female protagonist
Café Amargo
18 muertes me hizo recordar al juego Umineko, encima hoy es 4 de octubre XD, y la masacre de Rokkenjima fue del 4 de octubre hasta el 5 de octubre
JustCallMeDaBoss
Well the translations are sort if itchy but quite the interesting start, what a bloodthirsty protagonist, though indo agree with her.
JustCallMeDaBoss
Quite A funny system.
JustCallMeDaBoss
AAiyo Mc doesn't mess around.
JustCallMeDaBoss
Both seem quite smart and capable.
JustCallMeDaBoss
Haha well she's liking the care of this beautiful and thoughtful sister.
JustCallMeDaBoss
Well the first world ends and tbh I didn't like it much, I needed more between the two leads, but well it was a pretty unique world for a QT.
I knew ever since Zero Nine talked about retired systems that kne would appear haha, and yep our mc is gonna fall for a cute system that's also doing missions hu? How nice, it's sad she didn't go over to tell me she really does exist in too.
this new world seems quite interesting, I don't much like ancient China stories but this seems nice.
JustCallMeDaBoss
So is the system girl that is in love with mc that Che servant girl?
JustCallMeDaBoss
TThe Relationship between mc and the system Is quite wholesome.
JustCallMeDaBoss
Welp yeah it makes more sense that this woman is the love interest haha.
I am happy that both women are so capable though.
I'm liking this arc a lot more then the last one.