Getting Outsmarted By The CEO - Chapter 70
This collection of pictures of Gu Jue made his debut directly on the C Forum, and his waist has almost the same amount of enthusiasts as his face.
Ruan An’an was a little dissatisfied with this.
For example, there is another hot post today—
[Theme] #The pictures are very good, all the fangirls are coming in, stop yapping ‘ahhhhh’, let’s make Gu God (and his waist) a poem#
(T/N: I tried my best to make accurate translations for the ‘poems’ to make them rhyme and stuff, but I do want to clarify that the Chinese ones sounds better)
Ruan An’an sat in the stands and clicked into it nonchalantly.
1[Floor Owner]: I will go first.
”After holding onto Gu God’s divine waist, the Emperor has not shown up for morning assemblies in haste”
Ahem, I’m a non-liberal arts student, so my use of Chinese literature has not been very good. Let’s take a look, I’ll root for you guys.
2: It rhymes! FO (Floor Owner) is really great~ I can’t do anything,so I’ll just prepare for some good content without doing any. [Rubbing hands]
3: “Dying under the ball-handling skills of Gu God, I find him admirable even if I become a ghost.”
4: Hahahahaha, how the heck did you die under Gu God’s handling of the ball. Did you plan to be kicked by him or something?
5: Kicked to death, hahahaha! I’m dying of laughter! Don’t be a drag and just let other people compose their poems!
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12: “If Gu God can play for me, Smart(1) will no longer perm their hair.”
(T/N: A loanword from Chinese subculture, referring to the young urban migrants with exaggerated hairstyles. The phrase means something is impossible)
13[Smart]: …I feel offended by the above user 🙂
14: ??? Holy crap, the comments of the two users above consecutively is just really funny.
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40[==]: “Gu God doesn’t need a knife, he can kill with his sharp waist.”
41: Ahhhh, this one is good!!!
42[==]: There is also an extended version.
——”Gu God doesn’t need a knife to kill, he can do so with just his waist.”
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45: Holy crap, this one is better! 666(2) What kind of saint-like poem is this! What a treat!
(T/N: 666 means awesome)
46: I made a screenshot, this is really too much of a treasure chamber to miss.
47: It seems that everyone really thinks that Gu God’s waist is amazing! [Nosebleed]
48: Hahahaha, I just want to know if Gu God swipes through the forum? What do you think of him seeing these?
49: Don’t ask. Whoever questions it is either a subway, an old man, or a cell phone.
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The users below were still being refreshed in real time.
Ruan An’an was really dissatisfied.
There was this kind of unspeakable feeling that resonated within. If she had to provide a description for it, she would say that she felt extremely dissatisfied.
She scrolled to the bottom and started typing in a flurry of movements. Then, she confidently clicked the button to post——
56 [Anonymous]: Why are we talking about his waist? Can’t you see how curved his butt is???!
After sending this message, Ruan An’an scrolled back up to read a few more poems. She felt that this group of people were actually very talented the more she looked at the poems, unable to hold back the urge to take a screenshot.
The vigorous basketball game ended, and today was the first day of the Sports Meet.
A series of opening speeches have just been conducted. There was no important content and they could be summarised with three words: excruciatingly long and boring.
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