Hello, How Long Has This Been Going On?

Programmer Tao Zhiyue transmigrated into a cannon fodder in a bloody CEO article. He was the first love in the book that caused the protagonist Huo Ran to become disabled and heartbroken. In the end, he was revenged to death by the protagonist’s husband and wife, especially miserable.

Tao Zhiyue ran away without hesitation.

As a dead house, he firmly squatted at home with the computer as a companion, indulging in the wonderful sand sculpture online world, so unhappy.

Just kidding, even if the plot wants him to meet Huo, there is no chance, okay?

When browsing the forum one day, he saw such a delusional phishing post:

[Title] I was pursued by four people of the same sex, but I am a straight man, how should I politely refuse?

Tao Zhiyue, a gay man, replied with a sneer –

[Director Tao of the No. 7 Mental Hospital in Jinbei City: Hello, how long has this situation been going on? ]
A few minutes later.

[Original: Hello, Doctor Tao, it has been going on for more than a month, and I am really distressed. Is this the business scope of your hospital? can you help me? ]
Tao Zhiyue:?

Then he inexplicably had met an old-fashioned netizen.

Tao Zhiyue tried to teach the straight male netizen some coquettish manipulations of rejecting other people’s love, and the effect was remarkable, and he successfully strangled the other party’s peach blossoms!

Later, the netizen, who he had an increasingly ambiguous relationship with, invited him to formally meet him, and he went to the appointment with a throbbing heart.

The tall and handsome man stretched out his hand nervously, blushing: Hello, my name is Huo Ran.

Tao Zhiyue:! ! ! ! ! !

A decisive programmer who loves life and never works overtime × Occasionally the pure love of elementary school chicks straight ball rich second generation attack, double first love

?Notes before reading?

1. Healing sweet texts, occasional sand sculptures, dual perspective switching, and a lot of psychological descriptions.

2. Slow and trivial daily life, the love story of two novices, the rhythm is slow and detailed, and it is full of trivial things in life, neither intense nor exciting.

3. The style and type of writing have been marked, so enjoy reading the text and pictures, don’t force yourself if it doesn’t suit your taste.

4. Urban fairy tales are the most romantic, please don’t take them seriously~