Mebius World Online – Mari’s VRMMO Diary, Embarking on a Laid-back Adventure as a Novice - Chapter 54

54. Mari-nee and the crazy bulletin board

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*** First Official Event (Production Guild) Bulletin Board ***

This is the bulletin board for the ‘First Official Event (Production Guild)’.

Please use it correctly and in accordance with the rules and guidelines.

Please note that the IDs of the posters are automatically assigned and managed by the administration.

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652: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

So, the event is finally starting, but why are we production-focused players participating in the event again?

653: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Because the leaders of the guilds are participating.

654: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Well, maybe for Mareus, but if you go against Kanna, there’s a risk of getting a beating from the already scarce female players.

655: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

That person unnecessarily gets attention from female players. Completely unnecessary.

656: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Why say it twice… Well, I kinda understand the feeling. Damn, can’t someone give me some female attention too?

657: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Is it because she’s easy to approach for ‘ladies’?

658: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Looks-wise, she’s totally female. But her voice, well…

659: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Hey, don’t talk about someone’s voice and gender in front of them. You might get erased, you know?

660: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

What’s with that, scary!

661: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Speaking of scary, isn’t Roulette’s presence affecting the participation rate?

662: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Certainly. If you go against that person, unlike Kanna, you’ll physically suffer. There was a player who once tried to hit on Roulette’s friend, it was such a tragic end.

663: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Gulp. I feel like I don’t want to know because I might regret it, but my curiosity whispers to ask!

664: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Well, kicking the head like a soccer ball was just the beginning.

665: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Just the beginning!?

666: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

By the way, with that kick, she significantly reduced the HP of the second area’s named monster.

It’s not a joke.

667: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

What the heck! My attacks, even with skills, can only reduce a few millimeters of HP…

668: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

So, with that kick, she targeted… well, you know, the important part of a man.

Direct hit, repeatedly, over and over again.

If it weren’t for the city being in safety mode, it would have been an instant kill, but because of safety, that guy endured hellish suffering until the GM was called.

Even the male players around, and even the NPCs, ended up looking at him with sympathetic faces.

669: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

I’ll make sure not to go against Roulette.

670: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

That’s a wise decision.

But be careful, because there are some players who see that as a reward, okay?

671: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

>670

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??|??) Did you call?

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672: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Oh hell no!

673: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Hehe!

Hehehehehe!

Roulette-Onee-sama’s kick!!

That’s something gooood! (???)!!

674: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Listen, let’s not let this get out of hand, alright?

If more of these kinds of posts pop up, our Production Guild might be labeled as a troublesome bunch.

This isn’t a joke, okay!?

676: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

We’re getting quite off-topic, but well, it’s because of the personality of the leaders, right? And also because of that thing.

677: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

That thing.

That thing is dangerous (?´?`?)

Whether it’s because of the meat that doesn’t exist in reality or the skill of the player who made it… those guys from the blacksmithing guild who got hit by that umami bomb have all decided to participate this time.

By the way, 32 people ate it.

678: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Wait a minute.

Only 25 people from the woodworking guild ate it though.

679: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Hey hey, stop joking around.

Only 18 people from the tailoring guild ate it ( ‘?’ )?

680: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

What’s going on? I heard that the top three leaders received the same amount from the creator of that thing.

681: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

I heard the same from Kanna.

So there were only 25 of them.

682: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Roulette quietly handed over 18 of them with a smile.

683: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

…

684: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

…

685: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

…

686: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Let me say this on behalf of everyone, alright?

“””Our leaders, how many did they actually eat!!!”””

 

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345: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

The event is over, huh…

346: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Yeah, it’s over.

After dropping various bombs, huh.

347: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

I’m curious about what Zagreus said about other countries and karma, but…

348: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Let me say this on behalf of everyone, okay?

“What’s the deal with that Maria!?”

349: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

First of all, that polar bear! Uh, why is it a mount? Where did she get it? Tell me, how!

350: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

I think she made it look like it with skill because I saw something like a thread.

351: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Was there a job that used threads?

352: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Maybe a minstrel with a comb?

353: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Well, they use strings for harps and stringed instruments, but they don’t turn threads into weapons.

354: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Maybe from a thief, advancing to an assassin in the second job, they use threads to tighten something?

355: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

That doesn’t seem like manipulating with threads.

356: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Manipulate with threads… like a puppeteer?

357: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

In this case, it’s not a puppet but a polar bear and a cat. If we think about jobs that might do that… a jester, maybe?

358: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

The jester was the job that couldn’t be used during the beta test, right? Can they blow away named monsters or tear through ogre flesh and strike with lightning?

359: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

But there’s no other plausible explanation, and we did see it with our own eyes, didn’t we? But well, that’s just a minor detail. You saw that heroic figure, didn’t you?

360: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

That… thing.

Facing the boss no matter how many times she was defeated.

Honestly, it was awe-inspiring.

361: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Someone referred to her as “War Maiden.” (???)

362: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Using different kanji, “Valkyrie” might match her appearance better, but it’s kind of like a magical girl version of a warrior, isn’t it? (???)

363: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Well, let’s put off giving them a nickname for later, but scenes like when Roulette risked herself to bring her back to sanity, it felt like a movie.

 

364: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

I strongly agree! That scene where Roulette, in trance mode, embraced Maria so gently, almost like an older sister or even a mother? It was so precious that it made me cry.

365: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

That had an incredible impact. I’m not really into yuri, but… that was something else.

366: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Taking off Roulette’s glasses might be dangerous, but her beauty is also dangerous. Speaking of yuri, in the final showdown, Maria fought alongside that sister-like girl.

367: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

I got to see that sister up close, and she was seriously cute with her purity. Where did such a girl come from?

368: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Maria and the sister… Ah, even just the sound of it is so pure that it purifies my tainted soul.

369: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

They’re like saintly girls from somewhere.

370: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Surely Maria, or rather Maria-chan, must be a saint.

371: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

I agree.

372: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Indeed.

373: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

…Puppets, dolls… Controlling with threads? Speaking of controlling with threads…

374: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

>373. What’s with the muttering, in the chat nonetheless?

Has the purification affected your personality too much?

375: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Why would it! No, I mean, when you control a puppet with threads, it’s called a marionettist, right?

376: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

You’re right about that. The puppeteer could be called a marionettist.

377: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Maria-chan, the marionettist… Mari-Onee-tan?

378: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Is that even a name?

379: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

No, how about we make “Mari-Onee-tan” a job instead. (Onee-tan, another way to call older sister but sissy way? Dunno how to describe it)

We should use it as an excuse to call her that, to address her!

380: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Job: Mari-Onee-tan… I like it.

Our sense of humor is divine, it’s terrifying.

381: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Yeah, exactly.

I feel like we did a better job than in the event battles.

382: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Agreed.

383: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Agreed as well.

384: Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Got it.

Then let me say this on behalf of everyone again, okay?

“””Mari-Onee-tan is seriously precious!!!”””