Strict Wife Of The ’70s Manages The Household - Chapter 832
He didn’t take it seriously at all.
However, He Laosan, who was the peeping tom towards his daughter-in-law, also ran into Sanwang. He held a piece of black candy to coax the younger child, “Sanwang, I’ll give you some candy.”
But Sanwang didn’t care, “I still have chores to do.”
“Have a piece while I chat with you. Say, how do your family sleep at night?”
Sanwang rolled his eyes at him, “We’d lie on the kang to sleep, of course. How do you sleep then? Standing up?”
He Laosan laughed with his blackening and yellowed teeth, “Does your father lie on your mother or does your mother lie on top of your father?”
Sanwang was surprised and said, “Oh,do you still sleep in a pile at home? That’s pretty amazing, how do you do that?”
He Laosan gestured with his hands, stacking such and such, but also used his fingers to simulate obscene movements, “Look, did it look like this?”
Although Sanwang was naughty, he was not precocious in this aspect. He just thought it was interesting and suddenly realised, “Oh, I know, did you also peek at your daughter-in-law when she was in the bathroom because you wanted to do this?” He also gestured with his little hands.
He Laosan’s face suddenly turned purple like pig liver while another man who was joining in the fun laughed, “He Laosan, you are such a coward. Your son will cripple you if he were to find out.”
“Tsk tsk, this old man who has been a widower for many years ends up being more of a saucy person than a widow of the same duration.”
The crowd around them laughed.
He Laosan was so embarrassed that he covered his face and ran away.
Sanwang was still wondering, “Why did he run away? Weren’t we talking about stacking ourselves up like pyramids?”
Someone amongst the crowd wanted to continue teasing him, “Sanwang, your mother…”
Hearing them talk about his mother all the time made him enraged, “Why are you guys always talking about my mum? I’m going to tell my dad to beat you up!”
Embarrassed, the man ran away quickly out of shame.
Sanwang, “Don’t run away, we haven’t finished talking about the pyramid.”
The others didn’t dare to say anything else and left in a hurry. Although they always fantasised about Girl A of Wife B of the village in private, Lin Lan was not to be trifled with. She herself was a tough person herself, let alone her fierce and protective husband. Plus, she also had a son who was capable and unafraid of turning against his relatives.
They truly couldn’t be trifled with.
Sanwang was still a little puzzled, so he turned back to ask his Eldest Brother about the pyramid.
“Brother, how do you sleep when you’re stacked up like a pyramid?”
Dawang glanced at him, “You behave like a jumping bean at night and practically pounce on me not long after getting on the kang; isn’t that sleeping in a pyramid?”
Sanwang nodded since it’s true.
Xiaowang heard it and asked curiously, “Little Third Brother, why are you like a jumping bean? Do you dance when you sleep?”
Sanwang, “Wrong! I’m always having a big meal! It’s delicious since there’s pigs trotters, braised pork, huge fish, snake meat…”
Xiaowang’s saliva was about to flow out, “Little Third Brother, can you take me to eat them in the future?”
Sanwang smiled sweetly and touched Xiaowang’s head, “Of course. I can even bring you over to have some tonight, but you’d have to pay for your share.”
Xiaowang, “Pay for your share?”
“Of course, if you were to follow me along for a good meal, shouldn’t you pay your share?”
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