The Taoist Boss Is Dominating The Horror World - Chapter 55

Looking at the empty space in front of her, Qing Li touched her nose.

 

Her smile was genuinely sweet, so why did the ghost sister run away upon seeing her?

 

Never mind, delivering the food order was more important.

 

Qing Li arrived at room 404 on the 4th floor, with its door tightly shut and stained red with blood.

 

“Knock, knock, knock—”

 

Qing Li knocked on the door politely.

 

“Who is it?”

 

A childish yet familiar voice came from inside.

 

Qing Li, muffling her voice, said, “Delivery.”

 

Soon, footsteps approached, stopping right at the door, then abruptly halted.

 

The door opened, and a little boy with uncoordinated limbs faced Qing Li…

 

“Waaah, Mom, help me! The kidnapper who steals children’s organs has come to our house.”

 

The boy cried out in fear, tears and blood streaming from his hollow eye sockets.

 

Then, Qing Li and the red-clothed female ghost faced each other…

 

[It’s such a small world, who would have thought the little village girl’s delivery address would be the home of the red-clothed fierce ghost.]

 

[The village girl just hit her son, getting a good review seems tough now.]

 

[Even through the ghost sister’s messy hair, her helplessness was apparent.]

 

[I bet the ghost sister will move out overnight after the village girl leaves.]

 

“Don’t want the delivery, get lost,” said the red-clothed ghost irritably.

 

Standing outside the rejected door, Qing Li, blinking her eyes pitifully, said, “You don’t have to take the delivery, but could you give a good review?”

 

“A good review, my foot.”

 

She dared to ask for a good review after hitting her son!

 

She had never seen such a shameless person.

 

Seeing that soft approach didn’t work with the ghost, it seemed she had to play hard.

 

Qing Li, smiling, pulled out her two-meter long stick, threatening barefacedly, “Madam, you wouldn’t want your son to get hit every time he sees me, right?”

 

After all, this naughty child scared her first in the corridor. If she were a regular human, she would have been long doomed by his mischief.

 

Now, it was Qing Li’s turn to threaten.

 

The female ghost: “…”

 

The first good review was achieved.

 

At the Hungry Ghost Restaurant, Jin Chen felt a bit surprised to see Qing Li return safe and sound.

 

“This human, she’s got a tough life.”

 

“Manager, this is the customer’s feedback on my service. She’s very satisfied with the restaurant for having such an excellent employee like me and suggests that the restaurant should give me a raise as encouragement,” Qing Li handed over the first positive review to Jin Chen.

 

Jin Chen’s mouth twitched, and with a clearly skeptical look, he said slowly, “The last sentence is something you added yourself, right?”

 

“How could that be?” Qing Li raised her eyebrows, discontentedly saying, “The second to last sentence, that’s also something I added.”

 

Jin Chen felt a pang in his chest: “…”

 

“Whoever can get rid of this human, I’ll waive their meal charges for a year.”

 

After delivering the first order, Qing Li started on the second.

 

This was an order of chitterlings sashimi, where the feces inside hadn’t been cleaned out yet, and the waiter had it packed and handed to Qing Li.

 

After Qing Li left, the waiter said to Jin Chen, “Manager Jin, don’t worry, I intentionally told the kitchen not to clean the chitterlings. Once the customer sees that it’s full of poop, they’ll definitely be furious. That human is as good as dead.”

 

Jin Chen gave him an appreciative look: “Well done, you get a raise.”

 

Now, this is a thoughtful and good employee.

 

Qing Li arrived at the address of the second order.

 

The moment the door opened, a chrysanthemum-faced ghost and Qing Li looked at each other affectionately.

 

“Ah ah ah——”

 

Soon, a miserably tragic scream came from inside the house.

 

The customer for the second order was the chrysanthemum ghost from the bus incident before, who had lost an arm and a hand. He was currently recuperating at home and had ordered chitterlings delivery as a form of remedial therapy. (TL: remember the an*s-faced ghost?)

 

But… why was the delivery person this woman?

 

The chrysanthemum ghost had a moment of breakdown. If he had eyes, they would have been streaming with tears.

 

The viewers in the livestream were also amused.

 

?What a day! The little village girl keeps running into old acquaintances.?

 

?Are you sure they’re old acquaintances, and not old enemies??

 

?Sympathy for the chrysanthemum ghost for a second, his screams are truly tragic. It seems the shadow cast by the little village girl on him is quite significant.?

 

?Feel sorry for geigei…?

 

“Hi, dear customer, long time no see. Seeing how excited you are, it seems you haven’t forgotten me either. So, across thousands of miles, there’s always love, how about a good review?”

 

Qing Li handed over the delivery with a beaming smile.

 

“True love exists in the world, giving you a good review is my true love.”

 

The chrysanthemum ghost shakily signed the delivery order.

 

As long as he could quickly get rid of this female demon, not just a good review, even if it cost him half his life, he would still tearfully split himself in two.

 

“Thank you, dear customer, enjoy your meal.”

 

Easily receiving a second positive review, Qing Li was in a good mood, but just as she was about to leave…

 

“Wait.” The Chrysanthemum Ghost suddenly called out to her.

 

Qing Li turned around, only to see the Chrysanthemum Ghost tear off its newly grown arm with its bare hands, speaking weakly, “Take this arm with you. Otherwise, you’re leaving too easily, and I’m worried you’ll come back to rob me again.”

 

Qing Li blinked in confusion: “…”

 

Why did every ghost have such a deep misunderstanding about her?

 

She wasn’t an organ trafficker!

 

Nor was she a robber!

 

[It seems the little village girl quickly gained a notorious reputation in the horror world.]

 

[Good news stays at home, bad news travels far.]

 

[In the eyes of humans, the village girl is a hermit, but in the eyes of ghosts, she’s a total psycho.]

 

[If there were a police station in the horror world, the village girl would be serving a life sentence.]

 

[Hmm, there’s a verdict, I see the punishment.]

 

…

 

Seeing the second positive review, along with a bloody arm, Jin Chen was silent.

 

“Are you sure you didn’t pull off the arm yourself?” he had reason to doubt.

 

Qing Li pouted, muttering, “Manager, why do you always doubt my business skills, the beautiful trust between humans and ghosts?”

 

Jin Chen: “…”

 

You call that trustworthy?

 

The third delivery was a steamed baby, a whole baby cooked inside, and when the lid was opened, one could even see its soft, pale face in a peaceful sleeping pose.

 

Qing Li’s eyes darkened…

 

She arrived at the address for the third delivery.

 

This time, Qing Li did not knock politely. She directly raised her hammer and broke in.

 

“Who the hell is it?”

 

The startled ghost jumped out. It was a Red-eyed Ghost, with a huge forehead sporting six eyes, its crimson pupils greedy at the sight of Qing Li.

 

“Is there actually a human delivering herself to me?”

 

He licked his lips with his tongue, drooling between his sharp fangs.

 

“Your delivery has arrived, guest,” Qing Li said expressionlessly.

 

“Hehehe, it’s been a long time since I’ve eaten such tender flesh. The meat of a woman and a baby is the most delicious combination. Human, you’re lucky to be my food today,” the Red-eyed Ghost narrowed its six eyes.

 

Qing Li suddenly smiled and said softly, “Guest, you are also very lucky, for today you become the first ghost I will slay.”

 

As her words fell, five thunder talismans floated in the air in front of Qing Li…