The Taoist Boss Is Dominating The Horror World - Chapter 58
“I’ll do it for you, okay!”
Qing Li pressed her temples, regretting letting this person out.
But this was the Tenth Forbidden Zone, and Qing Li wasn’t foolish enough to rush in headlong without thinking.
She had many aces up her sleeve, but to avoid unnecessary trouble, she decided to play her trump card.
Hearing Qing Li agree, the cold voice stopped its incessant muttering, speaking with a hint of coyness, “Be gentle.”
“I am wiping your hands, not your butt.”
This old thing never spoke anything proper.
Qing Li pulled out a few tissues from her pocket, roughly wiped the stained blood off the fair and jade-like hand.
“Ah, that hurts.”
“Hiss, be gentle~”
“Whimper, you’re bullying me.”
The voice fluctuated dramatically, becoming increasingly absurd.
She was just helping him wipe his hand, anyone who didn’t know better might think she was doing something much more forceful.
“Shut up!” Qing Li said fiercely.
She was almost losing control, wanting to drag this old thing out from the umbrella and put on a show of disrespecting her elder.
The voice suddenly turned pitiful: “Little Ah Li is so fierce, but… I like it when you’re fierce.”
[Little village girl, who is the owner of this hand? Why is he inside the umbrella?]
[He calls himself the ancestral master, could he be the village girl’s ancestral master?]
[Little village girl, you’ve been hiding a man from us all this time, wuwuwu, how could you do this to Doctor Chu from the Eastern Suburban Hospital who’s been faithfully waiting in the sickroom?]
[As a voice fan, I’m in love with the owner of this voice; the flirtatious tone is too enticing.]
[Can we see the face of the owner of this hand?]
“He’s just a 500-year-old geezer, an old man with a face full of wrinkles, nothing to look at.”
Qing Li, seeing the content of the barrage, commented mercilessly.
“Little Ah Li, who are you speaking ill of me to?” The owner of the voice started to get emotional again.
“I am actually handsome and dashing, like a graceful tree in the wind, with a noble and lofty demeanor, like a clear moon in a serene sky…”
Forget it, can’t go on with this.
The ancestral master with limited education sat inside the seal, drawing circles with one hand.
Qing Li had never seen anyone who could praise themselves into a state of self-imposed silence.
After she finished wiping the blood off the ancestral master’s hand, she said indifferently, “You should go back now.”
The aura from the umbrella had already deterred the nearby ghosts, but if he wasn’t sealed in time, it could easily attract the attention of bigger entities.
Qing Li didn’t want to turn the forbidden area upside down just yet.
“Little Ah Li, can I stroke your head, is that okay?”
The grandmaster’s voice suddenly became mournful, “You’ve grown up, and it’s been so long since I last held you. You used to love lying in my arms, acting spoiled, letting me stroke your little head.”
Qing Li’s eyes softened, as memories from her childhood swept over her.
That fluttering white figure, his face always bore an indifferent smile, and his cool eyes reflecting her face…
“Little Ah Li, what would you do if one day the whole world turned against the grandmaster?”
Little Qing Li blinked her clear eyes and said honestly, “Then the grandmaster must run far away, so as not to involve Ah Li.”
The memory broke off.
Qing Li restrained the emotions in her eyes and compromised, “Only for a moment.”
“I knew Little Ah Li would agree, it’s not in vain that the grandmaster adores you the most.” The voice became cheerful.
Qing Li raised the umbrella, and that hand landed on her head, stroking gently.
“Snap—”
It sounded like something had snapped.
In the hand was a small tuft of hair, which then disappeared from the surface of the umbrella.
Qing Li felt a sharp pain on the top of her head, her face instantly contorted. By the time she realized what had happened, it was too late.
“Ah, you old scoundrel, come out here, I’m going to annihilate you.”
Qing Li threw the umbrella on the ground, smashing thunder talismans at it.
From the perspective of the audience in the live stream, they saw the cowlick on the little village girl’s head disappear, replaced by a small bald spot the size of a soybean.
The audience: ?…?
?This grandmaster’s hand is a bit… sneaky.?
?The village girl is bald, but also stronger.?
?Up to now, the village girl has smashed 57 thunder talismans, breaking the previous record and still rising.?
Her resentment was evidently very deep…
Over the Netherworld Path, thunderclouds loomed, and lightning was dense, with thunderbolts crashing down from the sky.
The ghosts trembled, not daring to see what was happening!
Umbrella sealing.
The male figure in a white Taoist robe, with a cinnabar mole like a drop of blood at his brow and his upturned phoenix eyes carrying a trace of a smile, gazed meaningfully at the small tuft of hair in his hand.
He cut his palm with his fingernail, letting blood drip onto the hair, then softly recited an incantation.
The hair eerily came together, gradually forming a human shape.
A moment later.
“Ancestral Master.”
A soft, chubby little bundle, unsteady on its feet, wobbled and stood in front of the man.
“Uh-huh, come here, help Ancestral Master massage his legs.”
The man sat on the ground, stretching out a long leg, feeling no guilt about enslaving a child to serve him.
“Okay, Ancestral Master.”
The little bundle obediently and skillfully went over to massage the man’s legs.
Seeing her so obedient and cute, the man couldn’t help but be moved to tears.
This is his little Ah Li.
That woman outside who kept striking him with thunder talismans must have been possessed.
————
After striking 108 thunder talismans, Qing Li finally stopped.
The umbrella on the ground was completely intact, without a single damage, of excellent quality.
“Old man, you better hide for a lifetime.”
Qing Li touched her somewhat balding scalp, her eyes raging with murderous intent, and her whole person exuded a dangerous aura that said she was not to be approached.
The system timidly reminded, “I have wigs for sale here, if you need, I can give you a discount.”
Qing Li gritted her teeth: “Scram—”
The system quickly scrammed.
?As everyone knows, people with cowlicks usually have them as their main body.?
?The village girl’s cowlick has been plucked, and now it’s the dark version of the village girl.?
?Don’t worry, I have a way to cheer up the village girl right away.?
?What way??
?Rocket magic, works every time.?
As long as the gifts are plentiful, there are always more solutions than problems.
A hundred rockets soared in the live broadcast room, filling the entire screen.
Seeing the popularity value skyrocket, Qing Li’s tight lips twitched slightly.
No, she can’t laugh.
She is angry now, she must be serious ???
Qing Li got back on her electric scooter, and before the sky turned completely dark, she had to hurry and deliver the takeout.
“Riding on my beloved scooter, it never gets stuck in traffic—”
“Come on, join me on the road, toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot—”
What was originally a cheerful song, was sung by Qing Li with a pig-slaughtering howl.
The audience in the live broadcast room, unable to bear it, collectively muted their mics.
If someone doesn’t know what cowlick hair is, it’s that strand of hair standing in anime characters.
