The Taoist Boss Is Dominating The Horror World - Chapter 17
Chapter 17: If You Can’t Beat Them, Disgust Them
As the driver’s gaping mouth drew closer, Qing Li remained calm and unhurried, a pair of large shears for trimming gardens appearing in her hand. The sharp blades of the scissors even reflected the driver’s long neck and his twisted, ferocious face.
“Snip—”
“Snip—”
The scissors in Qing Li’s hands opened and closed, the sound of the blades rubbing together as menacing as the howl of a ghost.
In a moment of sheer urgency, the driver’s pupils dilated in shock, and he twisted his neck 180 degrees back in the nick of time.
That was close.
He almost had his head cut off by the scissors.
This comical scene made many viewers in the live broadcast laugh out loud.
[Driver: That was close, my head was almost not my head anymore.]
[Today’s Best Guest Appearance: Scissors.]
[I suspect the village girl has Doraemon’s pocket on her, otherwise how could she pull out so many things?]
[Driver: I’m destined to be in big trouble today!]
The disgruntled driver’s eyes filled with even more anger, as if he wished to pierce Qing Li with the resentment in his gaze.
“Get back to your seat, I’m warning you for the last time,” the driver said with an icy voice.
Qing Li smiled wantonly and said leisurely, “But I quite like the driver’s seat. How about… we switch?”
The driver’s dry face twitched, and to the uninformed, it might seem like he was angry. However, Qing Li, with narrowed eyes, noticed a different kind of sinister energy.
Under the driver’s skin, something like bulging veins appeared, his eyes widened almost popping out of their sockets, and gradually, the bulging veins formed lump-like growths, densely covering the driver’s face.
Viewers with trypophobia wailed at the sight on their screens.
It was just too disgusting!!!
“If you can’t beat them, disgust your enemies, Mr. Driver. Your tactics are not very ethical!” Qing Li said cheekily.
As she finished speaking, the driver’s long neck bulged with tumors, which seemed alive, constantly moving towards his head.
“Kill you—”
“Kill you—”
A grating, life-threatening sound grew from rough to sharp, tormenting the eardrums.
Qing Li’s bright eyes showed a hint of seriousness, her fingers secretly formed a magic gesture, and tiny lightning flickered at her fingertips.
The bus jolted more violently, and on the seats, the ghosts began to greedily stare at Qing Li.
Always waiting to partake in fresh blood and flesh.
Chu Ci raised his slender hand, tapping the bus window glass carelessly, and the greedy ghosts instantly withdrew their gaze obediently.
It happened in a flash.
The driver, no longer human in form, had a head swollen to the size of a yoga ball. Under his nearly transparent stretched skin, one could vaguely see thin tentacles wriggling.
His mouth tore open, without any further concern, he suddenly lunged at Qing Li with a bite.
“Boom—”
Qing Li leaned back, sliding forward, holding large scissors in her hand. Her palm covered the scissors with lightning, flickering with purple electric sparks.
Without hesitation, Qing Li raised the scissors towards the driver’s long neck.
“Snap—”
The blade of the scissors clinked against the driver’s cervical spine, making a hair-raising breaking sound.
A cold chill flashed in Qing Li’s eyes as she continued to exert force.
Another “snap”.
The driver’s neck was successfully severed, and the tiny lightning burned the severed wound crisp on the outside and tender inside.
“Ah—”
A driver, feeling intense pain, let out huge roars. His massive head lost control and tumbled down the aisle, leaving a foul-smelling trail of blood.
“giao?”
Wang Ge, who was sitting next to the aisle with blond hair, got sprayed in the face with filthy blood, emitting a strange scream, and then the dirty blood splattered into his mouth. (??: ?????)
“I… ugh…”
He vomited, his tears bursting out.
He had thought to keep to himself, but he still couldn’t escape the disaster.
Why is he so unlucky!
Bai Yueyue and Li Tao, who were also sprayed with blood, were in a sorry state.
But in front of this scene, the three of them dared not move recklessly, fearing that the driver’s gaping mouth might bite them by accident.
At the same time, they realized — this charlatan Qing Li, seems to really have some skills!
“Boom, boom… boom, boom…”
The headless driver’s body slumped from the driver’s seat, and the unattended bus instantly lost direction, swaying left and right.
Seeing Qing Li lose balance and lean over due to inertia, the driver’s head seized the moment to leap into the air and bite.
Qing Li’s eyes were sharp. In the driver’s gaping mouth, numerous tiny tentacles extended from his throat, trying to burrow into Qing Li’s mouth at the same moment…
?Wow, what’s that??
?Didn’t see clearly, seems like tentacles of a worm.?
?Ew, so disgusting, the driver’s head must be a nest of worms!?
?This driver doesn’t adhere to martial virtues, even if the little village girl kills him, the worms bursting out of his head are enough to disgust the little village girl.?
?Not just that, this whole carriage couldn’t escape the disaster.?
Being on the scene, Qing Li saw much clearer than the audience in the live broadcast.
These bugs are not just disgusting, they can also be parasitic if not handled carefully.
— Ding, popularity value 100,000, unlock tip.
Tip 2: Never get out of the car.
— Ding, popularity value 200,000, unlock tip.
Tip 3: There are items in the store that can greatly increase the player’s chances of survival, please impulsively spend!
At a critical moment, the system’s reminder sound suddenly rang out.
Qing Li’s mouth twitched, this foolish system waited until the popularity value broke 100,000 before giving her a hint, blatantly making things difficult for her.
And what’s with Tip 3?
It’s like having ‘shameless’ written all over its face.
But now she had to deal with this big head, not settle accounts with the system.
Qing Li’s figure quickly appeared in the driver’s seat, her large scissors transformed into a hammer, and with a smash at the car’s windshield, she shouted, ’80.’
“Boom—”
The car’s windshield instantly shattered, and the cold, chilling wind that poured in made one’s hair stand on end.
“Bye-bye!”
At the same time, the driver’s big head, which was preparing to bite off Qing Li’s neck in one go, got kicked hard by her the next second.
The yoga ball-sized head was suddenly kicked out of the window.
“I’ll be back~~~”
The driver’s angry roar gradually faded away…
“You… you killed the driver!”
Li Tao, who witnessed the entire murder scene, suddenly came back to his senses. His trembling hand pointed at Qing Li, and his voice, filled with fear and evident dissatisfaction, quietly accused: “If you kill the driver, how can we reach our destination?”
His words instantly awakened the other two players.
Bai Yueyue’s pale face was tightly furrowed at this moment, and she said helplessly: “Our task is to reach the final station, but now the driver is gone. Doesn’t this mean we have failed our mission?”
Although she didn’t verbally blame Qing Li, her eyes conveyed subtle dissatisfaction.
If it wasn’t for this charlatan blatantly defying the driver and disorderly taking seats, none of these problems would have occurred!
