The Taoist Boss Is Dominating The Horror World - Chapter 18
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Chapter 18: Road Yama, the Female Driver
?”Uh, where did she go just now? After the village girl finishes off the driver, suddenly someone appears to criticize her. These two players must be really sick!”?
?”Don’t say it like that. The fight between the village girl and the driver was for personal reasons, and it indeed caused trouble for others.”?
?”I am a die-hard fan. I think without the village girl, these three would have been devoured by ghosts, not even leaving their bones behind, and wouldn’t have the chance to come out and bite people so self-righteously now.”?
The audience in the live broadcast room started discussing, with some even getting into heated arguments.
Facing the indirect criticism from her two partners, Qing Li straightened her chestnut braid, smiled naively, and said softly, “Who said there’s no driver?”
As soon as she finished speaking, confusion flashed across the faces of the other three players.
The next second, Qing Li suddenly bent down, her delicate hand gripping the broken neck of the driver, and forcefully threw it towards the front window of the bus.
*Bang—*
Several pieces of crumbling glass and the corpse were smashed out together.
“Now, I am the driver of this bus,” she said, a wet wipe appearing in her hand, methodically cleaning the bloodstains on her palm.
Her words made the expressions of the others extremely ugly.
It felt as if they had just gotten rid of a monstrous driver, only to have a lunatic take over the driver’s seat.
It’s like they’re not giving the passengers a way to live!
Moreover, in the eyes of the other players, Qing Li’s performance did show some skill, but if it were them, they could have done the same.
They just needed to buy the right items from the store in advance, and then seize the right moment when the driver attacked. They too could have dealt with the driver.
The players thought about this unanimously, and also unanimously forgot how they were trembling in fear in their seats, almost wetting their pants.
Seeing their silence, Qing Li smiled and asked, “Do any of you have objections to me becoming the driver?”
Li Tao: “……”
Wang Ge: “……”
Bai Yueyue: “……”
Objections!
Big objections at that!
This little charlatan looks young, like a minor. Can he drive?
“You… do you have a driver’s license?” Wang Ge, with his yellow hair, asked weakly.
Qing Li’s smile deepened, innocently asking, “Driver’s license? What’s that?”
“If you don’t even know what a driver’s license is, how can you drive? If we die in a car accident because of your mistake, can you take responsibility?” Li Tao’s temper flared, and he yelled uncontrollably.
“Do you have a driver’s license?” Qing Li retorted.
Li Tao instinctively replied, “Of course, I do.”
He’s a seasoned driver with five years of experience!
“Then you take the driver’s seat!” Qing Li blinked, smiling naively and honestly.
Li Tao’s temper immediately dropped!
What a joke. The owner of the writings on the wall is clearly a bus driver. Anyone who takes that seat is like looking for trouble with a lantern in hand, no different from “looking for trouble”!
“My driver’s license has expired.” Li Tao shrank his neck and sat obediently in his seat, his voice weakening.
“What about Number 85 and Number 69? Who would like to be the driver?”
Qing Li’s gaze fell on the two of them.
Wang Ge: “I can’t drive.”
Bai Yueyue: “Neither can I.”
“In that case, it seems this important task can only be entrusted to me!”
Qing Li’s eyes suddenly showed determination. She raised her right hand, clenched her little fist to cheer herself on, and said, “Don’t worry, even though I’ve never driven and don’t have a driver’s license, this actually means there’s a 0% chance of me having an accident. You all can be completely at ease!”
The other three players: “…”
At ease?
At ease my ass!
The chance of a ??????? car accident is 0%!
Qing Li walked with a swagger to the bus driver’s seat.
After so long without a driver, it’s a miracle the bus didn’t crash!
Qing Li calmly wiped the driver’s seat with a wet tissue before sitting down and firmly gripping the steering wheel.
At the same time, the alarm system’s formal mechanical voice sounded:
“Congratulations to player number 91 for becoming a bus driver, awarded with a special item — a female driver’s license.”
Hearing this reward, Qing Li’s lips twitched.
“A driver’s license is fine, but why emphasize a female driver’s license?”
“System, I seriously suspect you’re discriminating against female drivers.”
Where’s the lawyer? She wanted to complain, to sue.
After a moment of silence, the system responded faintly: “I’m not discriminating against female drivers, I’m discriminating against you.”
Qing Li: ‘…’
Damn it, today is another day to whip the system!
After Qing Li clicked to receive the driver’s license, she stared blankly at the steering wheel, unsure of her next move.
“System, why don’t I know how to drive even with a driver’s license?” Qing Li asked, confused.
According to the usual exciting novel clichés, shouldn’t she be awarded god-level superb driving skills?
If the system were a person, it would surely roll its eyes.
“A driver’s license is just a document. What does knowing how to drive have to do with having a license?”
Qing Li gritted her teeth in frustration, “What’s the use of giving me a driver’s license?”
The system replied, “Of course, there’s a use.”
Qing Li asked, “What use?”
The system explained, “Driving with a license sounds more reliable than driving without one.”
Qing Li was left speechless.
“Damn it, turn on the navigation for me. Today, you’ll see what a true menace on the road looks like,” she said.
Qing Li touched her nose, her eyes becoming fierce in an instant.
The cold wind howled through the windshield-less front window, turning her ears red from the cold.
This time, the system generously provided navigation services for Qing Li.
“Ahead, 100 meters, there is a dead body. Please be careful to avoid it,” the gentle and considerate navigation voice announced inside the bus.
“Bang—”
The already bumpy bus suddenly jolted violently, causing some of the ghostly passengers to nearly perform a body separation act.
The navigation system announced, “The body has been crushed into a pancake. Please be more careful next time, driver.”
“You stupid woman driver, do you even know how to drive?”
An enraged male ghost, whose head had been thrown off, leaped up and lunged at Qing Li, intending to tear her to pieces.
“Are you trying to teach me?” Qing Li asked, blowing a stray hair off her nose. She held a driver’s license in one hand, a yellow talisman in the other, and her hands were nowhere near the steering wheel.
The headless male ghost, not recognizing the talisman but instinctively sensing danger, wanted to retreat. However, suddenly, a piercing screech of brakes filled the bus. Due to inertia, his body lunged forward.
Qing Li, in the front, slammed on the emergency brakes with a cruel smile on her lips, and affixed the talisman onto the male ghost.
The male ghost’s head, which had fallen to the ground, glared fiercely at Qing Li.
This human, despicable, shameless, and lowly!
“You, passenger, do you know that you should not cause trouble while the driver is driving? Your behavior is simply irresponsible to all the passengers on the bus,” Qing Li said from a position of moral high ground.
