The Taoist Boss Is Dominating The Horror World - Chapter 90
Overnight, all the ghosts of the crew suffered from Qing Li’s poison!
The process was too horrible to witness, represented only by ellipses…
As dawn broke, Qing Li arrived in the woods, casually waving her hand, and dozens of mangled ghosts fell to the ground.
Seeing Qing Li’s harmless face, they let out inhuman screams.
“Ah, a pervert.”
“Ah, a madman.”
“Ah… I’m not dead?”
The director stuffed his scattered intestines and organs back into his stomach, and realizing not only he survived, but other crew members were also safe despite their incomplete bodies, he suddenly showed a look of surprise.
“What’s that smell? Why does it stink like sh*t?”
The assistant director, holding his head, sniffed his nose, and finally cast a suspicious glance at the director.
The director said in a muffled voice, “My intestines broke, and shit came out.”
He certainly wouldn’t admit that he was scared shitless by Qing Li, that crazy woman!
This concerns his dignity for life; he absolutely cannot let any ghost know!
“Qing Li, what exactly is going on? Didn’t you kill everyone?” The bandaged ghost looked at Qing Li with complex eyes.
Qing Li blinked and said somewhat embarrassingly, “I’m sorry everyone, my personal decision has caused some trouble, but I can explain.”
She produced a videotape in her hand and explained to the ghosts of the crew, “I wanted to make the movie more realistic, so I resorted to this strategy. I hope you don’t blame me.”
Hearing that everything was for the sake of filmmaking, the director’s expression changed and he said excitedly, “Did you record the whole process?”
Qing Li nodded and handed him the videotape.
The director said as if he had found a treasure, “I don’t blame you, I don’t blame you. Everything is a sacrifice for art.”
He eagerly put the videotape into the camera to watch, and the other ghosts of the crew also crowded over, wanting to see their performance in the drama.
When they saw the bandaged ghost being swallowed by a rotting ghost, they turned pale.
They sighed in relief when they saw Qing Li rescue the bandaged ghost.
They trembled when they saw Qing Li chop the bandaged ghost into pieces.
The camera then showed another ghost, its ferocious and terrifying face roaring in the air, causing the crew’s ghosts to tremble with fear.
This was… a half-fierce ghost.
Even as a half-fierce ghost, it was tortured miserably and eventually cried and begged for mercy.
One can imagine how horrifying Qing Li’s methods were.
The plot moved to an abandoned cowshed. When the director appeared, everyone had a strange expression.
“Don’t kill me, please don’t kill me!”
The director knelt on the ground without any dignity, begging for mercy. He clenched his buttocks, and a “pfft pfft” sound came from his crotch.
Qing Li disdainfully pulled away, “Director, did you get scared shitless?”
The director cried and complained, “I have a problem, I get diarrhea when I’m scared.”
Seeing this, the other ghosts of the crew silently distanced themselves from the director.
“Qing Li, I’ve treated you well, please don’t kill me. I know where the makeup artist is hiding. I’ll tell you his location. Kill him first, then spare me,” the director completely betrayed his teammate.
The makeup artist’s voice sounded resentful, “Director, you’re really something else.”
The director retorted, “It’s all a sacrifice for art. Stop nagging.”
Then, he looked at Qing Li in a negotiating tone, “Qing Li, the film is very good, perfect, but I think some unnecessary scenes can be cut.”
Qing Li smiled, “Which scenes do you think are unnecessary, Director?”
Director: “For example, the part where I shit my pants and betray my teammate.”
The makeup artist laughed coldly, “Why cut it? I think this part is very well done. It perfectly captures a despicable coward who betrays friends to save his own life in the face of death. This is reality, this is art, this is cinema.”
Bandaged Ghost: “The makeup artist is right.”
Ghost Actor: “The makeup artist said it well.”
Assistant Director: “The makeup artist is absolutely right and good.”
Director: “……”
Finally, the footage was edited to a two-hour duration and then taken to the cinema for screening.
*
In a dark cinema hall, where the big screen flickers with snowflakes and emits a faint glow, the audience seats are filled with peculiar viewers with strange and unusual appearances, all staring expressionlessly at the movie screen.
Suddenly, bright red blood overflows from the screen, eventually covering the entire big screen.
As the sad and sentimental music slowly starts playing, the blood on the big screen gathers to form the name of the movie— “Endless Love Between Human and Ghost.”
Watching the handsome male protagonist kiss the female protagonist, whose face is rotting and crawling with maggots, tears stream down in a deeply emotional manner. Some ghostly audience members quietly sob.
“This male actor is good, the tears of genuine emotion are really touching.”
“Yes, especially the mixed emotions in his eyes, perfectly portraying pain and sorrow. It’s truly a great movie.”
In the end, this movie scores a high rating of 4.5 stars.
The second movie starts screening— “Beautiful Girl Battles Ghosts in Elm Street.”
The lavish and cool fight scenes contrast with the rubbish and stupid plot, leaving the audience utterly bored.
“What is this trash movie, the plot is like crap.”
“How can a human possibly defeat ghosts, who is the writer? Does he have poop in his brain, using his butt to write the script?”
“I haven’t seen such a terrible movie in a long time, it’s really a waste of time.”
Amidst a chorus of criticism, the movie is pulled halfway through its screening.
The third movie quickly starts, with passionate music instantly smoothing the audience’s irritation. Against a dark background, a completely naked man faces the camera, crying pitifully with tears streaming down like rain, as five large blood-red characters appear on the screen— “Thousand Ghosts Slaying in Hell.”
The actor, with delicate features, sobs uncontrollably under the torment of ten fierce ghosts, screaming incessantly.
“Wow, this is horror.”
“Who is the director of this play? I want to get to know him. If he needs a temporary actor in the future, I wouldn’t mind making a cameo for free.”
“I can hear your scheming even from the front row.”
“This movie is good, but it’s a bit noisy in the cinema, affecting the viewing experience. I want to buy a disc of this movie to watch seriously at home.”
Finally, this movie full of strong men, with their sweat flowing down their backs, scored a high 4.8 rating.
Then there’s the last movie – “Night of Thrills: The Rural Girl and Several Ghosts.”
(A small line of text at the bottom notes: This movie is based on real events, any similarities are purely coincidental.)
This movie title instantly woke up some drowsy ghosts.
Could it be another romantic action film?
In the projection room, Qing Li softly asked, “Who came up with this title?”
The director shyly replied, “A good movie must have a catchy and sensational title.”
In a peaceful and sunny small mountain village, several ghosts carrying filming equipment and a human girl chat and laugh while discussing the script.
“Strange, did they play the wrong movie? It seems like behind-the-scenes footage.”
“The actress looks good, but her outfit is a bit plain. I wonder what her figure is like without the clothes?”
“This actress fits my aesthetic, fair and tender, looking very appetizing.”
A ghost in the audience licked its lips.